laugh out loud!!

wife:doctor has said me to go to the foregn country to be relaxed.
where should we go.
Husband:to an another doctor




patient:do you have vitamens ABCDEFHJK??
doctor:nonsence if i would have all these i would better taken my self!!!


patient:how much do you charge for a pulling a tooth?
doctor:fifty dollars!
patient:fiffty dollars!!! for doing a seconds work
doctor:Well i will do it very slowly!