Monday, October 25, 2010

"7oOd c@rner"

2 Minute Chocolate Cake Recipe:
INGREDIENTS:1/2 cup
1/2 cup
2 level Tbsp
pinch
1/4 cup
1/2 cup
1
a little
Self-raising flour
Superfine Sugar
Cocoa
Salt
Melted butter
Milk
Egg
Vanilla
 METHOD:Place all ingredients into a mixing bowl in the above order. Beat well for 2 minutes. Pour into a prepared pan. Bake in preheated oven until cake test done, when using a toothpick.             Oven Temp ~ 350°        Baking Time ~ 35 - 40 Min.
Pan Type ~ 7 inch cake pan 


                         
 
 

Thursday, October 21, 2010

HaHaHaHa

SARDAR HELPING HIS CHILD IN FILLING ADMISSION FORM 
CHILD: dad wat should i write in mother tongue
SARDAR: likh de putar very longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

PathAn are to guddddddddddd

Once a pathan was going at night 
fully dark as a coal he felt some kinda smell he tasted it and said

"oops its dunk 
thank god i didn't stepped "
hahahahahahaha

Monday, October 18, 2010

true friends

A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world

Friends at school
Are big and small.
Friends at school
Are best of all!

laugh out loud!!

wife:doctor has said me to go to the foregn country to be relaxed.
where should we go.
Husband:to an another doctor




patient:do you have vitamens ABCDEFHJK??
doctor:nonsence if i would have all these i would better taken my self!!!


patient:how much do you charge for a pulling a tooth?
doctor:fifty dollars!
patient:fiffty dollars!!! for doing a seconds work
doctor:Well i will do it very slowly!


Sunday, October 17, 2010

sher o shayri

Sab Kuch Mila Hai Magar Fir Bhi Kuch Kami Si Hai,
Labon Par Muskan Magar Aankhon Mein Nami Si Hai,
Chalna Hai Zindagi, Tune Kaha Tha Chalte Rahna,
Kadam To Uthte Hain Magar Zindagi Thami Si Hai,


hum aap ki yaad main udas hain,
bus app say milney ki ass hai
chahey dost kitney Q na hon
merey liye tou aap hi khaas hai


Din Dhalta Raha, Raat Hoti Rahi,
Subah Aati Rahi, Shaam Hoti Rahi,
Unki Yaad Aati Rahi,
Jindagi Katra-Katra Un Hi Pighalti Rahi,


Raat Ko Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai,
Sitaaron Mein Aapki Hi Surat Nazar Aati Hai,
Shojti Hain Ye Nazren Sirf Aapko,
Par Shojte Shojte Subah Ho Jaati Hai.